I’m sorry but the fuck would wear this
and this oh my god who the hell styles the Disney channel characters
- English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
- Shakespeare: Excuse you
- John Green: Excuse you
- The BBC: Excuse you
- Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
- CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
- BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
- Hussie: *mad laughter*
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
so this is erika linder, a female model working as a female, androgynous and male model
and this here is andrej pejic, a male model that works as a male, androgynous and female model
both are famous for their opposite sex and androgynous work
and they’re fucking dating.
hottest couple ever
Me arriving to your wedding
Me arriving at your funeral
Me arriving at my high school reunion
Me arriving to class late
Me arriving to your bedroom.
yall can barely leave your rooms shut up